I Found Magi

Does anyone remember Fern Gully?  It was a “save the rain forest” animated feature.  The most memorable character is Batty Koda, voiced by Robin Williams in his first animated feature.  A destructive force is set free by careless humans in a magical part of the forest called, Fern Gully.  The main character is a fairy-in-training, but her teacher is Magi Lune…I found her in a news article the other day.

So what did she do to draw attention to herself?  She was not the queen fairy of the forest, that is a fact.  She goes by the codename Carolee Bildsten, and she claims to be 56 years old.  She drunkenly walked out on her second Joe’s Crab Shack tab in Gurnee, Illinois.  It was at this time the police were called.  They found her down the street resting on the grass, probably trying to summon sobriety.  She claimed the money was at her apartment, so the police escorted her there to get the money.  When she went to retrieve it from her dresser, she produced her fairy sex toy and attempted to strike an officer.  He blocked the wallop without trouble, I assume.

She was quickly arrested and charged with aggravated assault, theft and being a pedestrian under the influence.


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